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welcome to the joke page! just some funny jokes i have heard.

enjoy! to your hearts content!

why did the butcher shut his shop?
because he was sad

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thats amore but if you swim in the creek and and an eel bites ur cheek thats a moray

what are you drawing babe? a map to your to the sky in your eyes

what did the lumberjack say to the talking tree?
he said: u will dialogue!! *cus the tree cut down and dies as a log*

dont let me hide .uncover me now