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welcome to the joke page! just some funny jokes i have heard.

enjoy! to your hearts content!


1. why did the butcher shut his shop?
because he was sad

2. when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thats amore but if you swim in the creek and and an eel bites ur cheek thats a moray

3. what are you drawing babe? a map to your to the sky in your eyes

4. what did the lumberjack say to the talking tree?
he said: u will dialogue!! *cus the tree cut down and dies as a log*

5. dont let me hide uncover me now

6. a man goes to a video store
he asks for batman forever
the man behind the counter say no you have to bring it back tomorrow